TRANSCRIPT FROM THE RADIO BROADCASTS OF CONSTANCE “CON ART” LEOPOLD ON HIS SHOW ENTITLED “MAD UNLIVING”
12 – 25 – 2018
“REALIZED JUST THIS AFTERNOON THAT TODAY IS CHRISTMAS. I HAVEN'T BEEN CELEBRATING IT OR ANY OTHER HOLIDAY THIS WHOLE TIME. IT'S BEEN ABOUT FIVE YEARS NOW. DOES ANYONE CELEBRATE HOLIDAYS? MAYBE I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO EVEN KNOWS TODAY'S DATE. I HOPE PEOPLE OUT THERE CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS. WELL, MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL EVEN IF YOU DON'T. IF YOU DON'T, I WILL.
“JUST WISH I HAD SOME ****ING EGGNOG.
“GOT WORD TODAY THAT MORE THAN A FEW CITIES HAVE SURVIVED. SURE, MOST HAVE LESS THAN FIVE PERCENT OF THEIR POPULATION INTACT, BUT THEY'RE THERE. SOMEONE TOLD ME THAT LISBON, BOSTON, SAINT PETERSBURG, KINGSTON, HONG KONG, AND DUBLIN ALL ARE CONFIRMED ZOMBIE-FREE. SURPRISING. I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT THE ONLY SURVIVORS WOULD BE IN SMALLER VILLAGES, ALL ALONE AND WHATNOT. A BIT LIKE ME.
“IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR SOMEWHERE BIGGER TO GO, THEN THAT'S WHERE YOU SHOULD HEAD. MAYBE TOGETHER WE CAN REBUILD.
“[laughter] NOW I SOUND LIKE A TOTAL PONCE. I DON'T FRANKLY SEE WHY WE SHOULD ALL GET BACK TOGETHER AND UNITE AS ONE. WE'VE TRIED THAT TOO MANY TIMES AND IT'S FAILED. I SAY WE STICK TO BEING IN SMALLER GROUPS AND WORK FROM THERE. OR MAYBE YOU SHOULD STAY BY YOURSELF LIKE ME. [laughter] I'M BEING SARCASTIC, OF COURSE. I'M SICK AS HELL OF BEING ALONE. I COULD USE A GIRLFRIEND.
“ANY WOMEN LISTENING?”
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