TRANSCRIPT FROM THE RADIO BROADCASTS OF CONSTANCE “CON ART” LEOPOLD ON HIS SHOW ENTITLED “MAD UNLIVING”
05 – 22 – 2015
“JUST REALIZED – IT'S BEEN LIKE TWO YEARS NOW AND I'VE STILL FOUND NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN SHOUT INTO A VACCUUM. JEEZ. WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT MY LIFE WOULD CULMINATE IN A STUPID RADIO SHOW NO ONE HEARS OR CARES ABOUT? CERTAINLY NOT ME. BALLS.
“SO, JUST THE OTHER DAY I WAS OUTSIDE AND A ZOMBIE WAS IN MY YARD. WELL, NOT MY YARD. I LIVE IN A TRAILER. MY... AREA OUTSIDE MY DOOR. YOU UNDERSTAND. ANYWAY, SO THERE THIS PONCE WAS AND IT JUST STARED AT ME. I STARED BACK. IT STARED BACK. I STARED BACK. IT STARED BACK. YOU UNDERSTAND. SO, I GRABBED MY SHOTGUN AND TOOK AIM. AS I DID, IT COCKED ITS HEAD AND LOOKED LIKE IT UNDERSTOOD WHAT WAS ABOUT TO HAPPEN.
“WELL, THEN I MADE HIM UNDERSTAND. I PULLED THE TRIGGER AND HIT 'EM RIGHT IN THE CHEST. IT FELL AND DIED. IN MY STUPIDITY, I CHECKED OUT THE BODY AND REALIZED THAT IT WAS DEAD. FROM A SHOT TO THE CHEST.
“YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?
“IT WASN'T A ZOMBIE. IT WAS A PERSON.
“I THINK I'M GOING MAD.”
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